I want to give a shoutout to my neighbors for keeping me entertained through all this. Yesterday a dude hit two cars on purpose, today girl B slept with Girl A’s boyfriend. I’m listening through the wall
Girl B proceeded to inform Girl A she would continue sleeping with Girl A’s bf. This will be a great outcome; I’m sure of it
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear"> Girl A informs Girl B that the boyfriend has herpes so now they both have it.
I worded it a little more professional.
I hear a lot of laughing, maybe this is a joke
This is, in fact, not a joke. Girl B pushed Girl A (I think) and now neither one will let go of each other’s hair.

Side note: They really need to insulate these walls better.
Lots of rustling around.
Girl ? just informed Girl ? that she is going to ¿Red Bull Festival? and she is no longer welcome to go. Sad.
I wonder if she’d take me
A lot more laughing.
Girl A just informed Girl B that she is going to get the boyfriend and bring him overhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😯" title="Hushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Hushed face">

We can’t wait Girl A, go get him.
Should I knock and ask to go over? It’s kind of hard to hear everything being said, especially when my husband won’t stop doing things so I can listen
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