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& #39;Dan Hodges looks like an abandoned cupboard, with eyes, on August Bank Holiday, hooting at buildings.& #39;
& #39;Dan Hodges looks like a bank manager& #39;s tricycle, which has recently been stolen by a policeman& #39;s bees.& #39;
& #39;Dan Hodges looks like someone& #39;s parkkeeper, spitting crumbs of biscuits through an ex-wife& #39;s electric fence.& #39;
"Dan Hodges looks like a bewildered goalkeeper who has recently been moved by the council after an incident in Richard Shops."
