One time I walked into a patient’s room in the ED but before I could sit down or introduce myself to the patient & their significant other, I farted. Out loud. And we all exchanged knowing looks and I then had to be like “Hi... I’m Dr. Sass and I’ll be taking care of you today.”
100% true story but been saving that one for a rainy day and it’s been one fucking rainy month so I hope this makes you smile
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