A couple of years back me and this lil boys of mine leave Mahalapye for Lephale (Elesirus, SA). Re tshwere Altezza.

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We get to SA we go see Pa's mother. She stays that side. Pa is one of thos e two boys in the picture. Within the city as a big brother I am the one driving and the lil boys want to enjoy beer from that side without worry.
After spending sometime with Pa's mum we leave and get to the mall. Buy groceries including those for our colleagues who gave us money for di 5 kg chicken pieces. Then we go get izinto za majita. Biri and its friends. Its month end right? I got two bottles of whiskey then KWV
Done then we get on the way back using the Paarshalt border, ele ya Makwate. Mo tseleng my boys are drinking. OT, dred ke motho le bjwala tota ene, after crossing the border I told him to get the wheel. I also needed to catch up🍻 OT refused. I combined 🍻and driving
On the rocks. By the time we got to Mahalapye it was around 2130 hrs. Leitiso le le hot. We drop stuff we bought at Pa's. Freshen up and join leitiso fresh ka plaka. One car. Wrong move. Mabaka ha a phethege ka koloi e 1 mo maitisong la itse akere gents.
After bars we get to Ozone Club. Pa has a girl, OT has a girl. Re 5 mo koloing. Big brother still driving.
Malaiti are wilding and feeling big ka green bottles. Ozone re ithela scapthini se sengwe sa ga OT. Tshepo was the name. OT now has two 🌹 ko Ozone.
Jikijiki we realise Tshepo isn't alone ko Ozone. Yeah now drama starts. OT wa itshupa gore ke mona le Bokalaka a nna ko Serowe a goletse ko Gabz. "Tshepo heta, o bata go ntwaela akere, o ta ka banna ha pele game"
By then Pa is busy dancing, madala ka ha ba itse go bina ba a otsela mo setilong galase ya whiskey e bile e bokete. The other girl OT brought to Ozone is catching up with friends. Auti o tsileng le Tshepo realises they is something wrong. He tells Tshepo to sort herself out
Tshepo now has herself to OT and nobody else. Nna ka otsela, tota ebile nne ke thulametse nyana mo clubong. OT takes me and Tshepo home. Ko Kanamo BHC, Pa o sala a katile banyana bale ba go tsewa ko leitisong. Di nkiteile tota yaanong.
Koloi hela ha e ema I get the keys open the house and go straight to my bedroom. OT and me stay together. Pa stays deep in Mahalapye. OT decides to leave Tshepo in his room then go back to Ozone pick the othe girl and go to Pa's house. Plan works.
Early morning hours ke utwa boketenyana mo molaleng wame. Ke dikolosa thogo hela nje...murder. I am not sleeping alone. Now I start replaying incidents trying to link them from Lephalale; di helela ko ga Pa. From there ha ke tshware sharp sharp
Dammit there is a girl on my bed o marago hela a matona tona blind. A mphanikisa heck. I dont remember ke phosha. I dont remember ke ta lapeng. I dont know this girl. Guys everybody is ugly in their sleep right??
Ke gore thogo ya opa ke bojalwa jwa maabane thogo ya opa ke ngwanyana o robetseng mo bolaong jame. I wake up get to the sitting room. Watch TV ka past 5. Girl stands by the door frame.."Martin o tsogetseng makuku so" guys she knows my name🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️
I ddnt know whether to ask who she is or how we got here or did we have sex?
"You were too drunk maabane nne o nwa eng" this question wasnt helping .Guys this time I even forgot my own friends. When she now said boela mo rumung I almost hit the door with my head ke bata go sia😂
"Never drink like that again nna rra letse ke go j#le" guys by then I dont have condoms in the house...so does this girl mean she.....? Panic start creeping in real hard now. I go back to my room my phone is off. Charge. Call OT.
His first word was. Ee bra letse ke togetse ngwanyana wame koo, ha a ise a tsoge" I asked him gore o raya yo mokima? OT a re ee ene yo. Aah sharp mfana ke mmone a tsena mo rumung ya gago. Tshepo is by my door laughing at my uncertainty.

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