I’m not gonna watch this, but let’s try to write some of the jokes we think might be in it. I’ll start. “I feel bad for Covid-19. As someone who has trapped people in rooms when they wanted to leave, I can tell you those people are always kinda cunts about it after.” https://twitter.com/thr/status/1246493074747949058

“Covid-19 is spread by microscopic droplets that are sprayed on you by someone coughing or sneezing near you against your will. Suddenly my jizz doesn’t seem so bad, right?”

“Covid-19 has causes unemployment to shoot up & stalled the careers of millions of people. I only did that to, like, 10 women. That we know of!”