So we were accidently delivered a copy of the @WSJ yesterday instead of our much more modest @dailycamera.

Apparently @WSJ includes and "Mansion" section. 😳

That's right, folks. Today, we're going to learn about the problems of the 0.1% during #COVID19.
Turns out you can get some good deals during the pandemic, like our friends Angelo and Svetlana Acquista who closed on a $19.5 mllion penthouse last month:

"The couple said they had no choice: they'd already sold their home on Park Ave and had placed a $2M deposit on this one."
Some of us sew masks during the pandemic. Some of us do watercolors with the artist in residence at the $2.8M duplex our parents bought in Miami Beach.

"The newest weapon in luxury real estate is a paint brush."
Apparently a $19.95M ranch in Wyoming is a good place to be right now, assuming you can fly your private plane to and from this ranch's private airstrip.

"While preparing to sell, the couple had one potential buyer come by: rapper Kanye West. Mr. West ultimately didn't bite."
Here's some useful advice for anyone considering whether they should decamp to their second (or third, or fourth) home.
But it's not all fun and games. Here's an article on the challenges of sending each family member to a different 🏠 for the duration.

"Eli Beutel is also living apart from the family. A sophomore at Tufts, he is in the Kaplan-Beutel vacation house in the Berkshires.'

Go Jumbos!
It can be hard to find news articles that don't involve the pandemic these days. Fortunately, the @wsj has your covered with this full page spread on how to bring a new era to your Italianate Estate.

Only $2-3 million! Cheap!
So in case you were wondering how the folks who don't want you to have universal healthcare are handling the pandemic, well, now you know!

Hopefully I can go back to reading the @dailycamera soon.
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