Once the pandemic ends, the following things (that never should have existed anyway) are permanently cancelled:
•Salad bars
•Soft serve machines
•Ball pits
•Makeup testers
•White Castle
•Public touchscreens
•Arm rests on movie theater seats
•Gas station bathrooms
•Zoos (I just saw Tiger King)
•Baristas putting your lid on
•Picking up pennies off the ground
•Celebrity sing-alongs
•7-11 rotating cylinder foods
•Smiling with your tongue out to convey zaniness (please I hope)
•Cruise ship buffets
•Cruise ship poolside snacks
•Cruise ships
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