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rar& #39;s tales of the rays kharlan quests: abridged (a thread)

we sure do open on pain instead of jokes--

ratatosk: the.... FUCK is going on with my tree
martel(??): hey where am i. what& #39;s happening
ratatosk: WHOMST???
martel(??): i don& #39;t want to die!! i don& #39;t want to die!!

yuan, elsewhere: where.... am i?
dhaos: yo welcome to kharlan forest, home of the yggdrasill tree
yuan: WHAT THE FU

zelos: [dreaming about ``you should have never been born``]
mark: hey you good you look like you had a bad dream
zelos: ahaha i was DEFINITELY dreaming about hot girls

dhaos, skyping in: ey redheads come pick up your blue gumball son of a bitch

mark: yeah dhaos said there was some blue guy screaming around here
kratos: oh, sounds like yuan
zelos: that was definitely yuan

zelos: here& #39;s an idea--
kratos: it& #39;s dumb
zelos: wow! fuck you too!

not a joke but i& #39;m appreciating everyone noting "yeah, yggdrasill sure is the mithos+martel family name, no wonder yuan is losing it" and kratos casually talking about cress and co from phantasia and the implication that they& #39;ve filled him in on the deets re: their world

martel: haha, you and lloyd are pretty alike, right mithos?
lloyd: aw i& #39;m flattered
mithos: WE ARE NOT

and then like two minutes later they said somethign simultaneously and thank you rays i AM eating good food

who wants to be upset because
yuan, waking up in a rando bed: KRATOS? WAHT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? wait where are we. is this derris kharlan
kratos: what? no. this is [name of the rays world]. why would it be derris kharlan

kratos: wait, you& #39;re saying you& #39;re from a time after mithos died?
yuan:
kratos: ....not just mithos, huh? me too, if origin& #39;s seal was released
yuan: no, that& #39;s not it

--> (MEANWHILE, ME LOSING MY SHIT, BECAUSE APPARENTLY KRATOS WASN& #39;T TAKEN FROM POST SYMPHONIA????????????)

IM SURE THIS IS OLD NEWS TO OTHER RAYS FANS BUT I JUST GOT HERE AND IMMEDAITELY STARTED KHARLAN QUESTS SO

yuans begrudging little "no, you& #39;re not dead" HAS ME ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! WHAT THE FUCK! GOD!

zelos: hey old men stop bitching mithos just sent a distress signal
kratos and yuan: [IMMEDIATELY TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES]

kratos: well, i& #39;m going. yuan? what about you?
yuan, pointedly not looking at anyone: ........of coures i& #39;ll go, obviously

god martel and yuan [STARES AT MY HANDS LIKE A LOT]

i made this thread for memes but now i& #39;m just fuckored into oblviion, nice, god, HELP

APPARENTLY SUMMON SPIRIT MARTEL IS HERE TOO, THAT& #39;S WAHT I& #39;M SEEMING TO UNDERSTAND, NO I DON& #39;T HAVE CONTEXT

oh thank god SOMEONE here remembered ANGELS HAVE WINGS

PREEMPTIVELY: I AM BEING MURDERED. I AM VERY DEAD. THESE KHARLAN HEROES INTERACTIONS CAME FOR MY THROAT.

BUT FIRST, SOMETHING FUNNY WITH ZELOS

actually first: no jokes, just ow
genis: yuan and mithos together... that should be fine, right?
presea: i mean... yuan& #39;s a renegade... and mithos is with cruxis...
sheena: yeah, but they were friends long ago, weren& #39;t they? ...besides, i think yuan& #39;s in shock from seeing martel,

anyway, zelos was chilling gets a phonecall because they have phones in rays, i& #39;m serious, they have phones in rays, and
zelos: oh hey kratos
yuan: it& #39;s me, wow. sorry for not being kratos

AND THEN THERE WAS SHIT ABOUT THE RING??? I THINK????? yuan wanted to look for it and zelos was like "what do you MEAN you DON& #39;T HAVE IT we gave it to you??" and so now i& #39;m like squinting like YUAN FROM WHERE IN THE TIMELINE ARE YOU???? WHAT

anyway yuan bosses zelos around a little, hangs up

mithos IMMEDIATELY calls zelos like HEY WHAT WERE YOU AND YUAN TALKING ABOUT

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mithos: hey do me a favor
zelos: why the fuck
mithos: lloyd doesn& #39;t know about you having been a three-timing spy, right? :)
zelos: LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGES WITH YOU

mithos finally hangs up and then KRATOS FUCKING CALLS

kratos: hey zelos
zelos: OH MY GOD WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP??????????????
kratos: wow
zelos: LLOYD& #39;S HERE I& #39;M HANGING UP FUCK YOU

i basically liveblogged / translated hwat i could to the gc so here& #39;s like. a sum of what happened. instead of me taking a million tweets to lay it out

here it is typed up in text only on dw if that& #39;s better for you https://rarsneezes.dreamwidth.org/25470.html?style=site">https://rarsneezes.dreamwidth.org/25470.htm...

major takeaways
martel: isn& #39;t it wrong to blame yuan, mithos?
mithos: THEN WHO ARE YOU BLAMING? ME?
martel: i didn& #39;t say that
kratos: mithos the only one blaming you is you

martel: mithos, i& #39;m not upset! you& #39;re my precious little brother, after all
?????: no.... i cannot forgive that.... i cannot forgive mithos
martel: ...........what was that voice in my head just now

I& #39;M LAUGHING I MADE THIS THREAD FOR MEMES BUT NOW I& #39;M JUST SCREAMING CONSTANTLY IN ANGUISH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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