Reflections on the virus https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦠" title="Microbe" aria-label="Emoji: Microbe">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.  Now I turn it like I& #39;m cracking a safe.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Still haven& #39;t decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">I don& #39;t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we& #39;d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.  It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.  I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have no clue how this place is still in business.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">I& #39;m so excited --- it& #39;s time to take out the garbage.  What should I wear?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’.   I& #39;m getting tired of ‘’Los Livingroom’’.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❇" title="Sparkle" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkle">Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✴" title="Eight pointed star" aria-label="Emoji: Eight pointed star">Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don& #39;t have the same teacher next year".... I& #39;m offended.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under…. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤜" title="Right-facing fist" aria-label="Emoji: Right-facing fist"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤛" title="Left-facing fist" aria-label="Emoji: Left-facing fist">