Rewatching old Disney Channel Original Movies as an adult in quarantine because what else do I have going on and here are my thoughts that absolutely no one asked for
Cheetah Girls 2:
- everyone is annoying bc they WONT focus and keep doing their own things instead of rehearsing
- oof these outfits, really out here lookin like mannequins from the Ross juniors section in Spain
- good chance dorinda’s boyfriend is gay
- Luke is hott
Pixel Perfect:
- oh my god was this truly cringe, I remember this being one of my favs
- they really named a band “moist towelettes”
- THE SUICIDE AT THE END????
- the dancing is just......
- they really said “y’all mind if we wild out” with the autotune
- Raviv Ullman pls dm me
The Thirteenth Year:
- had a HUGE crush on Cody as a kid
- looked up what he’s doing now and found out his real name is Chet Starbuck????
- now as an adult I think Dave Coulier (the dad) is attractive
- filled with MAGA dudes
- the mom is a psycho anti-vaxxer
The Color of Friendship:
- my absolute favorite growing up, who is surprised
- honest to god a true work of art
- I cried through most of it
- they drop the hard R like 3 times
- if you haven’t seen it where tf have you been and GO WATCH IT
Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off:
- are we sure Bobby Flay isn’t Eddie’s dad?
- his “real” dad, can we say toxic masculinity
- background music has strong Epcot energy
- Bridget is def an enneagram type 3
- this home ec classroom is nicer than the chopped kitchen
- I miss baseball
Camp Rock:
- 2 words: Kevin’s scarves
- “We Rock” rivals “We’re All In This Together”
- we never got to hear the duet between joe and the winner
- I’d be lying if I said I didn’t lose my mind when the jobros sang “Gotta Find You” at their show last year
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