thrad of me hate watching shadowhunters ig... https://twitter.com/clairdesolji/status/1246436914867167232

both jace AND clary are super off putting and so is izzy???

HALF OF THE PLOT IS ABOUT HOW HOT JACE IS AND HES JUST NOT GJDJJFKFJF i miss the goth guy who played him in the movie

Alec is so much hotter than jace..... taller.... sexier..... smarter..... more interesting.... less cringe and cheesy..... Not Fucking Straight

also now that i think about it, WHY did these fuckers not like. ask anyone for anything jace is just like “we have to get the cup before the circle” and like whos we? the three of YOU???? dipshits.

clarys voice is so annoying can SHE be a silent brother

yOu AsSUmE i hAvE FeELiNgS i hate this man so much he seemed so much more interesting in the books.... or maybe i was dumber but either way this now is unbearable

whoever is writing this is a fucking moron..... clary immediately starting to cry abt valentine being her father like girl you learned his name four hours ago lmao

alec is actually so fine.... he just smiled and it added five years to my lifespan, pls can we change the main characters id love this to be about alec

he rly.... pulled a Let Me Show You How To Accomplish This Simple Task on her hes so fucking annoying i wanna punch him in the dick. how did alec ever fall for this douchebag

izzy’s actually so supportive bless her heart. and jace continues to be extremely annoying like. no one asked if uve been in love before jackass, youre a child soldier. ofc youve never been in love

I FORGOT ALECS AN ARCHER????? THATS EVEN HOTTER

clary you are so fucking stupid

the only thing worse than jace’s personality is jace’s bangs i want that man GONE

does the director know you can create parallels in the plot without having all the characters stand literally in parallel to each other on the same rooftop? HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A GOOD MOVIE

this man is so annoying, he saw her with her best friend and immediately went to take his shirt off.... im so tired

mmmmm magnus and alec are about to meet... im losing it ENOUGH OF THIS BAD PLOT GIVE US THE GAYS

MAGNUS IS THE GUY FROM GLEE IM LOSING IT DJDJCJJCJC

alec is so hot i cant get over it... they styled his hair for this “party” thing and i cant breathe

FINALLY! SOMEONE APPRECIATES ALEC

THIS IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING thank god the guy from glee can act

the flirting is excellent.... magnus is amazing. this really IS worth it

finally we acknowledge the only “pretty boy” in the room is ALEC

were rly all gonna d word bc of this mans gay freak out..... this is the first thing alec has ever done wrong

my poor repressed baby

he cant even make eye contact with jace now :((((( now i have to watch this whole fucking thing just to see alec reach loving peace with the glee guy

alec is the ACTING CHIEF????? thats so hot

hes so dumb he rly thought everyone immediately assumed hes gay bc of the thing..... poor sweet sweet dumdum, ill d word for you immediately

ALEXANDER HI FJDJFJDJFJJDJDJF IM GONNA CRY

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT FOR A DRINK SOME TIME I REALLY CANNOT DO THIS THE WAY HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK IS GIVING ME LIFE

dumb bitch mcgee rly just ran out on her fucking own..... at least alec is being sexy

stop making american villains speak russian 2020.... theres really not much more of this i can take

ok theyre definitely overdoing the alec hates mundanes thing now.... hes borderline racist

mmm yes sexy man, fire that arrow baby

god jace is even uglier when hes concentrating

jace is such a fucking idiot. he sees one pretty girl and suddenly he couldnt care less abt his entire family

god hes such a douchebag im gonna gut him for being so mean to my son.... SIMON STANDING UP FOR HIM OOF YES KING LETS GO

also this jace is definitely a virgin. book jace and movie jace weren’t but this short loser has never touched a boob, id put money on it

alec is the only person on this show with a believable and not punchable personality. AND hes hot. theyre doing this on purpose

THIS FUCKING IMBECILE JUST JAMMED HIS SWORD IN THE PAVEMENT AND LEFT IT THERE TO FLEX HOW COOL HE IS TO HIS CRUSH’S BEST FRIEND IM CRYING HES SO FUCKING STUPID

alec is so precious.... THE MOST PRECIOUS GOD IM GONNA CRY

BABY I KNOW THIS IS STRESSFUL FOR YOU BUT PLS GO FASTER BC MAGNUS IS ALSO CLEARLY VERY STRESSED

his lil smirks god hes so cute.... yeah, magnus, i would break my centuries long streak of not caring for people too for that smirk

UGH not fucking plot again, GIVE ME MY GAYS!!!!!!

izzy is the cutest person ever im in love with her

thank god izzy is so great and alec never had to actually Come Out cos that wouldve taken him approximately ten billion years

oh cool, shadowhunter umbridge

OOOOH BIG REVEAL OCLOCK ALEC IS HAVING A VERY STRESSFUL DAY

DID HE JUST SAY MAGNUS IS QUITE MAGICAL IM SCREAMING HES STILL TALKING I NEED A BREAK

the simon dreama is so.... uninteresting when i know how it ends. also everyones a shit actor