Things Twitter subs do that makes it obvious that they& #39;re Twitter subs: a thread
Oversized Hoodies: The sub wants comfort and protection against the dangers of the outside. In absence of their Dom, they resort to things larger than themselves, usually hoodies, preferrably with their Dom& #39;s scent on them
Platform shoes: For some reason, subs like that stuff, maybe it helps them feel taller as if they& #39;re intimidating in any way
Chokers: Do I need to say more
Keyboard Smashing: Any sub that responds to a question or joke with HJJHSHSJHDJFJSJHS is required by law to bottom.
Classic Emojis: All subs are some level of https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">, some are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Confounded face" aria-label="Emoji: Confounded face"> and others are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">. If you use any of these unironically I have some news for you
Baby / uwu talk: Not all subs talk like this, but all who talk like this are subs.
Cat Ears: Maybe not right now, but many subs had some type of cat apparel at some point in their lives, usually middle school if not now.
Quiet: subs usually aren& #39;t the loudest people in the room, unless they& #39;re with close friends. Sometimes they& #39;re just the quiet one in the back.
Cupcakes and Blood: That& #39;s the name I like to call this, their dress codes are either incredibly pastel or incredibly goth, or both.
Tobuscus or Shane Dawson: Don& #39;t know what it is about these two, but every sub I& #39;ve talked to was once obsessed with one or both of these creators
Astrologists: Tarot cards, astrology, fortune telling, ghosts. If you& #39;re a sub, you probably believe in one of those
Stuffed animals: All subs have an army of stuffed animals at their disposal.
Cat / Bunny: Subs typically have a close friendship with their cat or bunny, probably because they relate.
Will fall for anyone who gives affection: If you& #39;re nice to them, genuinely nice and not "haha I& #39;m such a nice guy" nice, they& #39;ll probably try to get with you. Don& #39;t know why.
They like Billie Eilish and MCR, to an incredible point: edginess mixed with a dash of cute, it& #39;s like bait for subs
Subs like their sandwiches cut in fours: they are baby, babies like eating smaller portions
They have an unhealthy obsession with My Melody: that show captured both sides of the sub dynamic, thus they worship it as a religion
They can& #39;t cook to save their lives. Their diets consist solely of boba tea, salt and vinegar chips, and Chinese takeout
They own a leash, but no dog: Everyone questioned it, but nobody said anything
Will definitely take a human sexuality class at some point.
They have something like this hanging on their wall
They like suckers, they REALLY like suckers. But only when other people are watching them lick it
They get just a little too enthusiastic whenever their friends talk about kink
Should I do one for Twitter Doms at 200 followers

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