I feel for straight couples because it seems like they never see each other naked???? https://twitter.com/doragodoy/status/1245889058263498752
Like look at these men being like “OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED THIS TREAT!!!!” Are y’all just getting crumbs??? What’s going on? 🧐🧐
I regularly just sausage around the apartment and it’s like ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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