gonna livetweet critrole because that’s the only way i can consume media

ep2 lets goooo

in two hours i have watched 36 minutes

every time anyone says caleb i am forcibly reminded of that couple on peach dot app that kinned caleb x magnus burnsides from taz who ended up being outed as abusers

honestly taz tma and critrole occupy the same space in my mind i'm only now beginning to differentiate them

i love beau. beau kiss me

marisha’s voice is very sexy i am gay

marisha divorce matthew marry me

yknow mercer from skyrim i keep thinking matthew mercer plays him

HALFWAY THROUGH EP2!!!!!!!!!

i like it but do i have the mental energy to commit to this long term........ maybe not

why am i in love with this woman shes not even that hot but my lesbian brain is vibrating at the speed of light

i have an hour left of ep2 but i’m gonna sleep

EP2 DONE!!!!! EP3 TIME

they're in quarantine in the tavern.... how topical

the secondhand embarrassment i get from watching matt mercer do anything is ridiculous

ep3 done!!!! ep4 tomorrow

i wanna play dnd now :( hopefully when everything gets back together i can join the college gamers society i know they run campaigns sometimes

is one of them irish i keep hearing an irish accent and idk if it’s real or i’m just losing the plot

ep4 now

why do people think dnd is a kid thing ive never seen a child play it except in stranger things

yasha and beau...... gay people

i think everyone is nonbinary. that is just my opinion

beauyasha stop FLIRTING

damb theyre talking about archivists now i dont understand shit

tma called they want their archivists back

oh wait shes a monk right

pretty sure my first skyrim oc had this same backstory critical role where are my royalty payments

g-ddd this is reawakening the same lesbian thoughts i had in theatre class when i was 14

WHY am i so in love with beau i have to keep pausing and just sighing

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

the homoeroticism of beau fighting a weird elf woman in a weird crate shack

how does matt choreograph these fights so well

caleb's accent slipping into german sajhfkdmsdfgd

gonna stop here i think i have an hour left

i’m watching on 1.25x speed

i wanna watch beau's solo thing again that was fun

ep4 doneeeee 5 now

i'm just gonna say it. jester theysbian beau hesbian

( unless they have canon sexualities i am erasing bc i'm not far enough into the campaign to know )

why is all critical role content like minimum two hours long i'm just trying to watch an interview w marisha but man i dont have the attention span for this

ill come back when i love beau more