Chief if I tell you bruh how my mom walked into my room with 2 Oz https://twitter.com/tosinshotit/status/1246191883484880906

So basically it started the night before lost semifinals for football and your boy was in a lot of pain

So I don’t smoke during the season but I grow my own weed so I’m like shit seasons done I’m in pain I’m finna get lit and ko

So I usually go for a walk and smoke but if you know Canada I’m November it’s cold af and my body doesn’t wanna go no whereeeeee so I spark up outside having a lovely time some kush some music good vibes

So my dumbass forgot her window right above me so I smoke go inside ko a good night

5AM in the morning *Nollywood suspense music* My mom walks in with a fury like I’m talking kicked down my door with 2oz in her hand she got from my bag

She’s screaming "EBUBENNA THE SON OF MY BODY YOU ARE SMOKING EGBO EGBO IN MY HOUSE !! " I’m just dumb founded like it’s 5am by brain is still booting up I can’t generate lies rn

So what do I say the truth why cuz I’ve been told it will set you free "mom it’s mine" I’m thinking I’m grown we can have a conversation about this nope all hell breaks lose she’s crying smacking me I’m just there like bruh I’m still in pain

I’m thinking aight bet that’s the worst of it we move

Next thing I hear is "wait till I call your father" bruh my eyes cleared so quickly it was like took a espresso shot I’m panicking like wtf do I do wtf do I say

So a few hours pass I lowkey forget about it then I get a phone call from my dad who’s on a business trip in New Jersey Yo
my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy I pickup "I’m flying back" *click* he just called to tell me he coming back and hangs up

I think I shat myself out of fear cuz like wtf wtf my mom really snitched on me like that and he not even bout talking on the phone he on the next flight back I’m just this is how I die

I did the dash back home took the 2oz hid them at a friends house told my mom I threw it out

Y’all this a long story let me know if I should just stop