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Chief if I tell you bruh how my mom walked into my room with 2 Oz https://twitter.com/tosinshotit/status/1246191883484880906
So basically it started the night before lost semifinals for football and your boy was in a lot of pain
So I donāt smoke during the season but I grow my own weed so Iām like shit seasons done Iām in pain Iām finna get lit and ko
So I usually go for a walk and smoke but if you know Canada Iām November itās cold af and my body doesnāt wanna go no whereeeeee so I spark up outside having a lovely time some kush some music good vibes
So my dumbass forgot her window right above me so I smoke go inside ko a good night 
5AM in the morning *Nollywood suspense music* My mom walks in with a fury like Iām talking kicked down my door with 2oz in her hand she got from my bag
Sheās screaming "EBUBENNA THE SON OF MY BODY YOU ARE SMOKING EGBO EGBO IN MY HOUSE !! " Iām just dumb founded like itās 5am by brain is still booting up I canāt generate lies rn
So what do I say the truth why cuz Iāve been told it will set you free "mom itās mine" Iām thinking Iām grown we can have a conversation about this nope all hell breaks lose sheās crying smacking me Iām just there like bruh Iām still in pain
Iām thinking aight bet thatās the worst of it we move 
Next thing I hear is "wait till I call your father" bruh my eyes cleared so quickly it was like took a espresso shot Iām panicking like wtf do I do wtf do I say
So a few hours pass I lowkey forget about it then I get a phone call from my dad whoās on a business trip in New Jersey Yo
my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy I pickup "Iām flying back" *click* he just called to tell me he coming back and hangs up
my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy I pickup "Iām flying back" *click* he just called to tell me he coming back and hangs up
I think I shat myself out of fear cuz like wtf wtf my mom really snitched on me like that and he not even bout talking on the phone he on the next flight back Iām just this is how I die
I did the dash back home took the 2oz hid them at a friends house told my mom I threw it out
Yāall this a long story let me know if I should just stop
