An Englishman was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the mountains of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American sitting in the corner. âWhoâs he?â asked the man.
âThatâs the Memory Man.â said the bartender. âHe knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.â So the man goes over, and thinking he wonât know about English football, asks âWho won the 1965 FA Cup Final?â
âLiverpool,â replies the Memory Man.
âLiverpool,â replies the Memory Man.
âWho did they beat?â
âLeeds,â was the reply.
âAnd the score?â
â2-1.â
âWho scored the winning goal?â
âIan St. John,â was the old manâs reply.
The tourist was bowled over by this and told everyone back home in England about the Memory Man when he returned.
âLeeds,â was the reply.
âAnd the score?â
â2-1.â
âWho scored the winning goal?â
âIan St. John,â was the old manâs reply.
The tourist was bowled over by this and told everyone back home in England about the Memory Man when he returned.
A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the same person only this time he was older and more wrinkled.
Because he was so impressed, man decided to greet the Native American. He approached him with the greeting âHowâ.
The Memory Man replied, âDiving header in the six yard box.â
The Memory Man replied, âDiving header in the six yard box.â