Dave and I are having a debate over why Buffy never used Super Soakers filled with holy water. I it’s because she’s against guns of all types, Dave says Super Soakers don’t count as guns.

Please chime in.

Sorry for the typo, this is just getting really intense

Dave says there was a giant missed opportunity to give Oz a Super Soaker and I have to say I agree

Dave says he is prepared for this argument because he has watched all the episodes with me. I have watched every episode 5-8 times, do not try me

This debate has spiraled so out of control that our dog is scared

I also say you can’t produce holy water fast enough for the Hellmouth. Dave thinks Giles has the ability to bless water.

“What are the vampires going to d? WEAR PONCHOS?! Please. They care about fashion too much.” —Dave

Now he has diverted into how it’s completely unreasonable for every vampire to know martial arts

“IF I CANT GET THE FOREMOST EXPERT ON BUFFY TO GIVE ME AN ACTUAL ANSWER I WILL GO TO JOSS WHEDON MYSELF.” -Dave

He has been trying to leave the house to go to work for five minutes but keeps turning around to zing me.

“I can’t deal with this anymore. You can’t take off your fangirl glasses to accept the facts. I’m leaving! ............................................................ I love you.”

He got increasingly riled up the more I laughed and him being riled up only made me laugh more. I am in tears, my friends.

Oh no