The Greatest sporting moments of the last 10 years:

10: Fanta Scruff.

“This is what you’re missing out on. You’ll never know how this feels.”

Ping. Bang. Wallop. Got beat.

9: HGV driver Andy Ruiz, from Stoke on Trent, beats Joshua to shock the world.

8: Annie Power falls at the last in the Mare’s Hurdle. Cheltenham 2015. The whole course are waiting for her to land a 4 timer worth millions.

My horse stride through and won. I won £38.

7: Super Saturday. Proud to be British. For 1 night only.

6: Fury gets up from the canvas on 9. Most people would still be akip.

5: Bocelli belting out Nessum Dorma as Leicester shock the world to win the title. Everton get fucked.

4. European cup final 2018. Monumental performance from childhood Evertonian, Karius.

3. A man who was used to get put on his arse by bouncers wins the world title in his opponents back yard

2. Cricket World Cup final 2019. Unbelievable drama from a sport people only pretend to like so they can get pissed

1. This does not fucking slip. It did. Oh boy it did. They cried. The world laughed.