The whiteboard came with two magnets. I had glue and googly eyes. Meet Gladys!
Meet Brian!
Good morning! This is Li’l Insomnia.
Meet Ruby!
Chag Sameach! This is Ari.
This is Babby and she is very excited about matzoh.
This is Helga! She bites.
5yo: Daddy made the monster today and he’s a person! AND HE’S NAKED!
The 5yo has taken control of the whiteboard
This is Wee Plipplop.
GARY GOT SEVEN HOURS OF SLEEP
This is Missy! Her dreams are terrifying!
This is Winston! The 5yo decided that Missy needed to GO.
Meet Alisa and Rebecca! If these names remind you of anyone it’s purely coincidental.
Silvio insists on dressing for work. (Also, @StudioJJK is on the schedule for today!) (and every day) (JARRETT PLEASE KEEP ENTERTAINING MY CHILDREN)
This is Ned. He is very excited about Candy Crush.
Mondays, amirite
I’m naming this guy Current Mood
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