Thread by @LiamHallow, Back in the day when I just joined Facebook Nicky Minaj was [...]

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Back in the day when I just joined Facebook Nicky Minaj was my celebrity crush then so I sent her a friend request. I was surprised when she accepted on my birthday so I chatted her up.

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She replied (I shock). The funny thing was the way she way replying but I didn't really pay attention cause I was carried away

. Then things started getting interesting till she said "I sea that you're doing biday today" and I was like. "yes Ma, momma said I was born today oh"

She replied (I shock). The funny thing was the way she way replying but I didn't really pay attention cause I was carried away. Then things started getting interesting till she said "I sea that you're doing biday today" and I was like. "yes Ma, momma said I was born today oh"

She then said she wanted to surprise me. I asked her "how ma?". She asked which airtime I was using and I said "GLO". She was like " you're using the Pour people network. I'll bless you today." I be like "My helper don land oo...God bless you for me ma

Then she said she wanted to send me 5k airtime but she doesn't have much airtime to send me the airtime. That I should send her 500 naira MTN. I was there reasoning the matter:

I ask her " do they use MTN in amrika?" She said "it's Arm-ri-car, don't you go to skul?" I said I typed what I used to hear in my area that I didn't really know the correct spelling.

She said "Ok I can sea you're a bit locul. And yes we youse MTN here. It is for reach people like horse"
I'm like wow...

Then I said "okay ma, I will send it right away" I quickly went to buy MTN 500 and sent it to her. Then I said "That is it ma, I'm waiting for my surprise oo

"

What shocked me the most was her reply

She said: Gbayii omo'ya mi. Ori'e wanbe. Wa shere"

I never experret it

Then I said "okay ma, I will send it right away" I quickly went to buy MTN 500 and sent it to her. Then I said "That is it ma, I'm waiting for my surprise oo"What shocked me the most was her replyShe said: Gbayii omo'ya mi. Ori'e wanbe. Wa shere"I never experret it

I was like "I didn't know you understood Yoruba ooo. Wow. I'm still waiting for the surprise tho'"
Then she said "Don't worry when you grown. I'll surprise you with the airtime"

My people I have grown oo. Someone should help me beg Nikki Minaj that I'm still here waiting oh.

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