You see say the storm clouds dey gather, Accra we dey, we all know say Rootman Hours be that, so you dey call your woman tell am say you dey send Uber for am

She picks up and she sounds..sleepy? Must be having a lazy day, nothing spoil, might even work in your favor. "Come and be lazy with me " you say. But wait, is that the sound of heavy rain over there?

You no dey barb. You're not a meteorologist but you know enough to know those storm clouds are coming from the east, you dey stay Achimota, she dey stay Weija, there's no way it should be coming down that hard over there when there's not been a drop where you are.

You brush the thought aside

"Kwesi it's really pouring over here, but I'll come over when it stops. you don't need to send an uber" she says

Reluctantly you agree cos your rooting isn't going anywhere anytime soon

But now you have plenty of time to think about what just happened. You text your boy Yaw who also lives in Weija cos you just need to confirm you're not tripping. They're practically neighbors anyway

"Ah chale the rain reach your side already?"

"Wey rain?" Yaw replies

Now you dey replay the entire conversation for your head. Did she sound sleepy, or was she...moaning? Why did she sound out of breath at times? Her fan was uncharacteristically loud.

Wait. She doesn't have a fan.