the braais that this couple throws must be so amazing. https://twitter.com/jay_z_daily/status/1246311009700151303

when they put the music on shuffle, what’s playing? what do they drink? does beyoncé get up when alicia keys asks for extra sauce or something?

does she tell blue not to involve herself in adult business when blue laughs at their conversation?

do they gossip abt nicki minaj’s bad decisions for at least an hour? does she also dish up for swizz beats or does alicia hate that?

does she yell blue’s name when she wants her to fetch something from the kitchen and does blue do this:

does blue use this opportunity to manipulate her mom into letting her sleepover at aunty mariah’s house??

we already know aunty kelly tells blue “jaiva ntombikayise sibone”

oh to be a fly on the wall.