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#WhoIsKeirStarmer
Keir Starmer was born in 1962 in the North. From the age of six he worked as Britain's last chimney sweep, maintaining the cleanliness of the chimneys of the middle classes.
Keir Starmer was born in 1962 in the North. From the age of six he worked as Britain's last chimney sweep, maintaining the cleanliness of the chimneys of the middle classes.
#WhoIsKeirStarmer
In 1969 he became the world's youngest riveter in South Shields, working in the shipyards. His interest in working class politics and cool haircuts was born.
In 1969 he became the world's youngest riveter in South Shields, working in the shipyards. His interest in working class politics and cool haircuts was born.
#WhoIsKeirStarmer
During the 70s the young firebrand was at the forefront on the class war, maintaining an implacable hatred of the capitalist class and a mean side parting.
During the 70s the young firebrand was at the forefront on the class war, maintaining an implacable hatred of the capitalist class and a mean side parting.
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The 80s proved a difficult decade for the young Starmer. Repeat working class defeats and poor hair gel choices led to the young hot head dabbling with centrism.
The 80s proved a difficult decade for the young Starmer. Repeat working class defeats and poor hair gel choices led to the young hot head dabbling with centrism.
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The 90s saw the birth of New Labour: under Blair's leadership politics became "the art of the possible." Not so for the human dynamo Starmer, who remained committed to the dictatorship of the proletariat and salt and pepper blow dries.
The 90s saw the birth of New Labour: under Blair's leadership politics became "the art of the possible." Not so for the human dynamo Starmer, who remained committed to the dictatorship of the proletariat and salt and pepper blow dries.
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Today, the ex-barrister Sir Keir Starmer KCB QC fulfils his destiny of defending the interests of the labouring classes by campaigning to ignore their Brexit vote and keeping his silver locks high and tight. CONGRATULATIONS KEIR!
THE END (OF THE LABOUR PARTY)
Today, the ex-barrister Sir Keir Starmer KCB QC fulfils his destiny of defending the interests of the labouring classes by campaigning to ignore their Brexit vote and keeping his silver locks high and tight. CONGRATULATIONS KEIR!
THE END (OF THE LABOUR PARTY)
