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Last night talking to my brother about dating stories and he told me the most mental story about a girl he was seeing. We done a double date with my ex and her and she seemed very nice. She just disappeared off the scene and he didn’t say much .. UNTIL NOW
She came around to his flat and they were having a standard date night in . They got a takeaway and they he started setting the table while she went to the bathroom
He waiting 5-10 minutes and shouted are you alright and she said yeah I’m fine start your dinner.. at this most brother started eating his dinner .. had a few drinks and next thing you know he has finished his dinner. She was now gone for half hour
He was like are you alright? No answer .. he was thinking the worst . Has she had an accident? He was shouting her name and no answer. “Did she die in my bathroom?!”
He gave her three big knocks and opened the door. She wasn’t there and the window was open.. SHE HAD LEFT THE BUILDING. at this point I actually asked.. “is she Spider-Man?” .. he said it was much worse
She took a shit .. she got to that stage where she was comfortable to do it at the other persons house. At this point she has banged one out so deadly.. she has blocked the toilet.. like we are talking a major blockage
She panicked and clearly didn’t know what to do. She used all the tools in the bathroom and didn’t know what to do .. AND THIS IS IT
HER LAST FUCKING RESORT
SHE PICKED HALF OF IT OUT AND THREW IT IN THE BIN.. SHE LEFT MY BROTHER £40 POUND IN THE SINK AND SHE LEFT LIKE SPIDER-MAN
While I’ve lost my shit at the point in absolute tears. What my brother didn’t know was that my dad was connected to the TV on zoom .. I’ve never seen my dad cry before. But he was lost for words
Before my brother could WhatsApp her. She had blocked him on everything. My Friday night was remarkable