despite a solid six years of getting drunk once every couple months I gotta say there& #39;s a certain interesting moment of clarity where you go "whoa, that& #39;s a strange feeling, oh wait I remember this" and *recognize* you& #39;re drunk but also recognize you won& #39;t remember this tomorrow

twitter: "you should tweet more"
me: "okay" *brings out the liquor that lives in the freezer*

addendum: the rate of hoochening has increased now that I work from home on account of pandemic

america is doing its best to usher in the eschaton, so I mean I guess on a friday when I have no upcoming responsibilities I might as well kick my liver into VTEC yo

note: I will not remember this thread in the morning so if by some weird miracle it goes viral (which it won& #39;t) I& #39;m going to be HELLA confused when I see it