Let me tell you something I learned while bartending: I know exactly what ppl are gonna order just by their skin tone. It’s not racist or stereotyping... ok it is a little bit 90% of the time im right:
When a white girl comes to the bar, she usually wants a vodka cran or a vodka soda. 10000 fucking percent. If she’s on the butchier side, she will want a beer. Most of the time it’s already made before they even order cuz I know damn well.
White men usually want a Canadian or a coors lite. If they want a mix drink.... who am I kidding, white men don’t want mixed drinks. Sometimes they’ll switch it up and get an MGD.
Black guys will get a Heineken and for their mixed drink, it’s either a rum and coke or a... glass of henny. I am usually never wrong.
Black girls are tricky. Some will stick with the rum and coke and Heineken BUT.. most like experimenting with what fucks them up faster Lol either tequila, vodka or rum... it varies. I can never guess.
Asian girls. This is when you can tell who influences them. Asian girl getting a vodka drink, is white washed. They get henny.. they either south East Asian or hood. Or both.
Brown people... they stick with soft drinks with no ice. I cannot tell you why... but they do not drink alcohol and if they do... it’s a random beer.
Hispanics love their tequila... for beer it’s either heineken, corona or sol, very rarely I see them get white liquor. It’s either tequila or dark liquor .
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just where I’ve worked, but what else am I missing ?
I forgot asian guys. They love Heineken. Very rarely do they drink mixed drinks. They like brown liquor straight. South East Asian men love henny. The south Asians, I am not so sure.. imma be racist and say sake or soju hahaha ok I’m kidding
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