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I had wine for lunch and dinner yesterday. Maybe we’ll make it breakfast today too 
In addition to this thread :)
Dear cows,
Next time you get out (if you don’t want to get caught), don’t walk across the pool deck right outside dad’s bedroom window
Next time you get out (if you don’t want to get caught), don’t walk across the pool deck right outside dad’s bedroom window
Like how stupid can you be? SneakingOut101
Use the back door like I did in high school and keep the dogs quiet
Use the back door like I did in high school and keep the dogs quiet
