I had wine for lunch and dinner yesterday. Maybe we’ll make it breakfast today too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💆🏼‍♀️" title="Woman getting face massage (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman getting face massage (medium light skin tone)">

In addition to this thread :)

Dear cows,
Next time you get out (if you don’t want to get caught), don’t walk across the pool deck right outside dad’s bedroom window

Like how stupid can you be? SneakingOut101
Use the back door like I did in high school and keep the dogs quiet