I want to go into detail about my hate for hubbly and hubbly smokers

Firstly hubbly smokers, why do you guys never want to leave? You’ll be chilling outside in the damn cold and this nigga will go “ohk we’ll leave after this Kop” no Thato! I want to leave now! My mother made lasagne

Also, let’s back up. Tf is a kop? Is it the coal? the damn foil? The damn thing that fucken smells like fucken smoked strawberries? Why must your hands smell like smoked Strawberries bruh?! Huh?

Hubbly smokers are the Kings of sending people and never doing nothing “bro please go get me water, but fill it up this much” you dirty bitch

You know what’s especially irritating? Making me close the dbloody pipe because Thembi went to the bathroom. What if Thembi is taking a bloody shit because she ate the entire platter on her own? Huh? Close it your damn self bruh

Then you get those who have hubbly’s with one only one pipe. Now there’s tissue sticking out of the other end. Like the hubbly has a runny nose.

Also, you gotta carry that shit around like it’s luggage. Now we walking around with Thato and his school bag to the spot about to negotiate with the bouncer

Nothing worse than a girl that smokes hubbly “please move the coal around?” Like do you not see me babysitting this one drink?

My friends girl wants came with a whole gym bag of i’hubbly...”Where must we set this up Palesa? Outside sixes?”

Oh have you met the ones that treat flavors like deep house mixes?? Oh God

You know what’s worse? Losing your girl to the hubbly squad in the corner “ I’m just going to smoke a pipe there nabo Tshepo” uhm firstly, sit your ass down! You think I want fight a guy that has been standing all night? Clearly he has leg strength!

Tjeses guys just do normal drugs please