I’ve never seen Alien I feel like Chip will yell at me for saying that

I’m watching it rn just in case

Halfway through and we have only seen one little alien. I’m guessing it is THE alien? The prequel is called Aliens (plural) so this movie must just be about the 1 alien. Sigourney Weaver is also there.

SHE WAS 29!!! HOW

She is just a baby

The aliens are also baby

There’s 2 now one was the crab the other is a wormy

If the cat dies I will sue HBO

Remember at the beginning when she said they had to self quarantine otherwise something they carried back in would get all over the ship? Hmm.

HE JUST SAID ITS KANES SON IM SCREAMING NOW IS NOT A TIME FOR JOKES

WHY IS THE WEIRD DUDE A ROBOT

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS STUPID IM SORRY

I mean, they obviously needed a human antagonist because it’s about people trapped in space. It balances out the writing but GOD why is he full of milk

Also you’re telling me a ship full of top astronauts and scientists or whoever couldn’t tell that this was a robot?

Is .... the alien bipedal? is it standing up on 2 legs ? Is this just a guy

I am so sorry but this is literally just a guy I’m HDHDHHDHD THE TOES!!!!!

Her calling Mother a bitch and smashing the screen, incredible. The flavor that has ......

Don’t get me wrong the alien design is horrifying but like did we run out of time once we hit the waist down?

She’s got the cat and a flamethrower I want to be her for Halloween

HAHAHAHAHA it’s on her little ship that scared me so fucking much I love this

Damn I was really sitting here waiting for it to get all up in her face and I just realized that’s not this movie but one of the sequels

Shout out to Italians for designing the alien head