Govt: We& #39;re talking to supermarkets
Supermarkets: You& #39;re not.

Govt: There& #39;s a shortage of chemicals
Chemicals companies: There isn& #39;t

Govt: The science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn& #39;t

Govt: We never got the email
EU: Yes you did
Govt: 25,000 tests per day
PHE: 7,000 tests per day

Govt: Ventilator companies are making ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. Dyson are though.

Govt: We& #39;ve got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it& #39;s 30 for now
Govt: PPE has been delivered
NHS: No it hasn& #39;t

Govt: We& #39;ve built the Nightingale
Nurses: but no one can staff it though

Govt: Unprecedented economic package!
Self-employed: Not until June!
Govt: Banks will give you short term loans
Banks: 40% overdraft rates and we want your home as collateral

Govt: Save the NHS
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade
Govt: We are not pursuing Herd immunity
WHO: Yes you are

Govt: We are not lying
Media: oh ok, good job old boy
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