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Govt: We're talking to supermarkets
Supermarkets: You're not.
Govt: There's a shortage of chemicals
Chemicals companies: There isn't
Govt: The science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn't
Govt: We never got the email
EU: Yes you did
Supermarkets: You're not.
Govt: There's a shortage of chemicals
Chemicals companies: There isn't
Govt: The science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn't
Govt: We never got the email
EU: Yes you did
Govt: 25,000 tests per day
PHE: 7,000 tests per day
Govt: Ventilator companies are making ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. Dyson are though.
Govt: We've got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it's 30 for now
PHE: 7,000 tests per day
Govt: Ventilator companies are making ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. Dyson are though.
Govt: We've got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it's 30 for now
Govt: PPE has been delivered
NHS: No it hasn't
Govt: We've built the Nightingale
Nurses: but no one can staff it though
Govt: Unprecedented economic package!
Self-employed: Not until June!
NHS: No it hasn't
Govt: We've built the Nightingale
Nurses: but no one can staff it though
Govt: Unprecedented economic package!
Self-employed: Not until June!
Govt: Banks will give you short term loans
Banks: 40% overdraft rates and we want your home as collateral
Govt: Save the NHS
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade
Banks: 40% overdraft rates and we want your home as collateral
Govt: Save the NHS
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade
Govt: We are not pursuing Herd immunity
WHO: Yes you are
Govt: We are not lying
Media: oh ok, good job old boy
WHO: Yes you are
Govt: We are not lying
Media: oh ok, good job old boy
