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WHO: There is a pandemic on the way.
Govt: .............. Ok
Govt: We are not pursuing herd immunity
WHO: Yes you are
Govt: The science has changed.
Scientists: The Science has not changed.
WHO: The Science has not changed.
Govt: .............. Ok
Govt: We are not pursuing herd immunity
WHO: Yes you are
Govt: The science has changed.
Scientists: The Science has not changed.
WHO: The Science has not changed.
Govt: We’re talking to supermarkets
Supermarkets: You are not
Govt: There’s a shortage of chemicals
Chemicals companies: There isn’t
Govt: The science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn’t
Govt: We never got the email
EU: Yes you did
Supermarkets: You are not
Govt: There’s a shortage of chemicals
Chemicals companies: There isn’t
Govt: The science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn’t
Govt: We never got the email
EU: Yes you did
Govt: 25,000 tests per day
PHE: 7,000 tests per day
Govt: Ventilator companies are making ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. Dyson are though
Govt: We’ve got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it’s 30 for now
PHE: 7,000 tests per day
Govt: Ventilator companies are making ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. Dyson are though
Govt: We’ve got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it’s 30 for now
Govt: PPE has been delivered
NHS: No it hasn’t
Govt: We’ve built the Nightingale
Nurses: No staff for it though
Govt: Unprecedented economic package!
Self-employed: Not until June!
Govt: Banks will give you short term loans
Banks: 40% OD rates & we want your home as collateral
NHS: No it hasn’t
Govt: We’ve built the Nightingale
Nurses: No staff for it though
Govt: Unprecedented economic package!
Self-employed: Not until June!
Govt: Banks will give you short term loans
Banks: 40% OD rates & we want your home as collateral
Govt: Save the NHS
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade
Govt: We are not lying
Media: oh ok, good job old boy
Govt: Let's clap for the NHS workers
Media: We will never mention your incompetency and spin this as a nation that loves the NHS while underfunded
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade
Govt: We are not lying
Media: oh ok, good job old boy
Govt: Let's clap for the NHS workers
Media: We will never mention your incompetency and spin this as a nation that loves the NHS while underfunded
the list was created by Ricky Coxon, although he was at pains to point out that the research was mostly done by others on twitter, Wikileaks and elsewhere, I added a bit also lol
Originally taken from @Skawkbox
Originally taken from @Skawkbox
