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Been trying to watch Onward on Disney+ for an hour now. Paused it and got distracted on the Pixar screen. No longer distracted.
The character designs are so...
Talking about eventually magic faded from the world... Did it though? Y& #39;all still here. Unicorns fighting over garbage like rats and shit.
.. Are they elves or trolls...? Or...?
Oh no... No. The disrespectful cop boyfriend for mom..
I& #39;m not quite sure how I feel about these characters. It& #39;s weird. Usually a Disney and or Pixar flick. You KNOW you love their characters from the first few minutes. These blue boys are... Confusing to say the least.
It& #39;s weird. I NEVER really criticize The house of Mouse. But this, like Frozen 2, feels like a cash grab. Like they just wanted to bank on people loving the first Frozen to carry the lack of story. This they& #39;re banking on Tom and Chris. But it& #39;s not enough so far.
So mom digs out a long stick like object wrapped in cloth that is very obviously a pole/stick and is all like "I have no idea what it could be!" it& #39;s like, dude...
See! Resurrections never work out. He& #39;s just legs.
This shit is just sad. He can& #39;t hear or talk because he& #39;s just legs so it& #39;s.. These poor boys. One day, littlest one never got to meet him, and he can& #39;t hear him.
Okay I& #39;m warming up to the characters. But MAN ALIVE was it weird to not instantly be in love like always.
The manticore when she saw dadlegs
Oh shit Manticore used to be a bad ass.
She burned the whole place down...
Make the gas can bigger and the gas inside will become more? Won& #39;t you just have a big ass can but no more gas..?
Spell backfire. And you need the lift dude.
Okay. So dad left them a resurrection spell and all the supplies to do it. The staff and a Phoenix stone. The spell was disrupted and now dad is back for his 24 hrs of new life as just legs. The boys go on quest to find a new Phoenix stone to do it over & hopefully right.
Problem is. I& #39;m pretty sure it won& #39;t work again. Something in the wording of only one more day in the spell, plus my distrust for magic and magic men, says that there& #39;s no redo and this is all they& #39;ll get.
I caught @ArnicaxRoss up on it because I& #39;m like legit distressed about how conflicted I am on this movie and she& #39;s like "I told you it was going to be hot garbage."
Little ones will probably dig it. Speaking of weird character designs in a movie that was supposed to be bad, I wonder if the new Trolls was any good? Looked 
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So the tiny fairy bikers are the best thing so far and also there& #39;s a monster curse on the object the boys are after. There was a weapon to save them, but manticore pawned it?
Step on his little ass. Homeboy telling the sprites their ancestors were lazy..?!
Naw dude
You are a screw up. You can& #39;t be THAT mad.
You are a screw up. You can& #39;t be THAT mad.
He& #39;s right. Older bro can& #39;t prove he& #39;s not a screw up this time if he isn& #39;t given the chance. But giving in on THE PATH OF PERIL doesn& #39;t seem like the choice I& #39;d give him.
The sword was indeed at a pawn shop. This movie...
Dad legs almost fell in the bottomless pit. I seriously gasped.
That WHOLE bottomless pit scene was very stressful for 4:20 am
Running from the cops is always a bad idea. Dropping boulders inches from crushing them all even worse idea. Also was that just pride rock on the walking journey montage?
That place looks like Moria.
All of that to end up where they started. It was.. Okay this whole part is sweet.
But for real it was down the street the whole time.
A trash dragon. Let that sit with you a minute.
I& #39;m aware of what ammunition I just gave @ArnicaxRoss
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That was possibly the FLATEST delivery of the line "I am a mighty warrior." I& #39;ve ever heard. That was the take you wanted/went with?
The last ten or so minutes have been pretty good though.
