#COVID comparisons

#Government: We're talking to supermarkets
#Supermarkets: You're not.

Govt: There's a shortage of chemicals
#Chemical companies: There isn't

#RT the thread

@EUtopean
@alanbullion2 @Bakehouse2016 @damocrat @EUflagmafia @DariaHassQT @AlisonKMurray

Govt: The #science has changed
Scientists: No it hasn't

Govt: We never got the email
#EU: Yes you did

Govt: 25,000 #tests per day
#PHE: 7,000 tests per day

@Scientists4EU
@NHSEngland

Govt: Ventilator companies are making #ventilators for us
Ventilator Companies: you never got back to us. #Dyson are though.

Govt: We've got 30,000 ventilators coming
Dyson: actually, it's 30 for now

Govt: #PPE has been delivered
#NHS: No it hasn't

Govt: We've built the #Nightingale
#Nurses: no one can staff it though

Govt: #Unprecedented economic package!
#selfemployed: Not until June!

Govt: #Banks will give you short term loans
Banks: 40% #overdraft rates and we want your home as collateral

https://www.bizcatalyst360.com/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/

Govt: Save the #NHS
Me: You bastards have been killing it for the last decade

Govt: We are not pursuing #Herdimmunity
#WHO: Yes you are

Govt: We are not #lying
#Media: oh ok, good job old boy

I'm not at all sure why people would #StayHomeSaveLives this weekend, given the contradictions here ... it pains me to say this but it seems that the intended strategy is still #Cummings fictional #herdimmunity

Comments to the #threadstories

@MrRJHolland @mrjamesob @SloughForEU @prutske_uk @lunaperla @EastKent_EM @atatimelikethis @reallyglobal @kmqkatie

Half Cock Hancock is now using the dead nurses to emotionally blackmail people into staying at home before their bodies are cold. A new low point

Who will call them out?

#Hancock #NursesCOVID19

@Conservatives @Labour @EdwardJDavey @NicolaSturgeon @Plaid_Cymru @CarolineLucas

Please add to the stream

@KatKatisha @Steve_Lyons_ @trumpy675 @nickynoo007 @iJohnDNS @SWYforEurope @Haggis_UK @HereBeProof @cactus_woman

Comments? @EvanHD @Peston @KayBurley @jonsnowC4 @guardian
@Independent @danbloom1

#Media

Views on and additions to the thread please

@terrychristian @RachelAshleyVox

There are so many lies now that I had to start a thread.

Using dead nurses as emotional blackmail on the people is a new low point.

#Corona offers us a stark preview of #Brexit