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Y’all let me tell y’all about this bogus ass date I went on.
A THREAD: so me and this boy been talking and I started to like him a lil so I agreed to let him take me on a date. Girl he pulled up in a mf CORVET! A CORVET bitch and I’m like OKAAAAY
A THREAD: so me and this boy been talking and I started to like him a lil so I agreed to let him take me on a date. Girl he pulled up in a mf CORVET! A CORVET bitch and I’m like OKAAAAY
He stepped out looking like a snack 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">. He was looking yummy asff and I love hood niggas that can dress. so he deff popped tf out but he always looks good. Anyways he gave me this tight hug and was smelling like a dream. I got wet instantly. Had a girl like...
He being a gentleman, open the door for me all that good stuff. Ok so boom we cruisin listening to music and we talking and so far it was going good. He then says “you gone love this place, it’s really nice, just like you” I’m over there like aw okay baby
We been driving for about 2 hours. He then says “well here we are” Bitch tell me why we pulled up to McDonald’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">. I was mad asl on the inside cuz I’m looking like this goddess and this nigga really made me dress up to go to McDonald’s?! Bt I was like Lemmie be grateful
Cuz he didn’t have to take me out at all. So he was like “I told you it was nice, just like you” I didn’t know if that was good thing cuz.. idk anyways we get to the window and he ordered 2 spicy Mc Chickens, 2 large fries, and WATER cuz it was FREE
I was a lil on edge but @ the end of the day I’m eating. He was like “I wanted to take ya sw else but I really don’t have the money and Ik if I told ya we was coming here ya wouldn’t let me take ya out & I really like ya” And I felt so bad
I was like awww that’s not true. It’s the thought that counts, so I wasn’t upset about it anymore. I just went with the flow. So we park in this parking lot to eat and we started talking. And he spitting game on me and in my head I’m like I will ride you rn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☠️" title="Skull and crossbones" aria-label="Emoji: Skull and crossbones">
So we get to kissing and touchin a lil, and his phone rings. We both looking like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">. So he answers and he forgot the Bluetooth was still on in the car and all hear is a girl screaming, “ DARREL WHERE TF IS YOU AT, & why did you turn off yo location?” I’m looking @ dis nigga like
He was like “Baby calm down, I’m with my cuzo @ Walmart” So they talking and he hangs up and I’m like soo you got a gf? When was you gone tell me?! he tried to lie and I’m like nah ghee that’s yo gf cuz why she trippin on you like that?! I’m like boy you lame asf. Take me home!
YALL IT GETS WORSE! He keep trying to explain. And I’m like ion wanna hear it. He get mad and was like you ain’t nun but a Dolla hoe anyway. I’m like sir don’t play wit me, play wit yo bitch. Take me tf home like I said. The girl calls again and she says my name!!
Long story short. The girl knew me but I didn’t know her and she goes to Grambling and she calls herself cussing me whoop whoop. He finally takes me home and come to find out the girl was his cousin & they secretly be doing incest stuff.. I’m over niggas atp. The end.
