was my lobelioid joke unfunny or does the cute botany girl just use the cry laugh emoji in earnest, more at 11
she appears to use the cry laugh emoji in earnest. might minor in botany to have something to talk about with her stay tuned
she’s gonna take my keiki kalo if there’s room in her garden. if there isn’t I quit mahi ʻai & move to the city. Need someone 2 talk colocasia w/
she's telling me things about mints and i am telling her about alani. I hope this is something ykno, we keep talking about hiking but covid & bad weather
cute botany girl liked my gardening-adjacent tiktok so I am a content creator now. love content
almost 2am now and I'm dming videos to my phone so i have a reserve to send to her. one of my greatest flaws is being deceivingly unfunny online, i cannot charm a beautiful woman thru these cursed Apps
gna pretend to understand yeezus to have something to talk about like its 2014 again
what’s the fun cool hot way to talk about seed treatments?
when I delete this thread know it’s because I Did It* Again

*fooled myself into thinking someone might maybe like me despite all evidence to the contrary
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