so I get plenty of horny randos who slide into my DMs, and I usually just block and ignore. but this guy...was special.
so I grabbed my much-hairier-than-I brother @johncodyfasano and my mom and I styled him for a photoshoot.
so our dog Maro recently went to the vet and had to have her arm shaved:
despite my teasing, it just made him want me [my hairy arms] more, so I had to say goodbye. this is who i’m picturing:
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different guy (I think)

not gonna respond. probably.

but still.... I am Italian....
he must’ve seen my pic
https://twitter.com/lucia_fasano/status/1260329954971013120?s=21">https://twitter.com/lucia_fas... https://twitter.com/lucia_fasano/status/1260329954971013120">https://twitter.com/lucia_fas...
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