having a nice beer on the balcony. the thrill of being outside is making it 3x more enjoyable than its usually high baseline

ok the vibe slightly changed! we heard a scream and this drunk guy had stacked it on the road in front of our balcony, we called an ambulance but he wandered off. I hope he's ok, he had blood coming out of his head :/

then the old guy from across the street came to rubberneck and ended up giving me a 20min lecture on ignaz semmelweiss, handwashing, SARS, snake bites, "deep clean nose washing", and how he earned a lot of money in the 70s "teaching people how to cool down big vats of soap"

cannot stress how much of a weapon this guy is