You’re a baller on a budget, which designer belt are tucking your t-shirt into?

Of course you shop at Phipps, which office are you scamming out of?

You’re a habitual liar, when you tell your wife you’re working late, which outfit is your boyfriend wearing on your date to Waffle House?

You just spent all day calling people poor on twitter, what does your basement studio apartment look like I’m your moms house?

You just bought your first Mercedes from the police auction, which ATM are you depositing your stolen checks?

It’s the 1st of the month of course you gotta let these niggas know, how much rent money did you withdrawal to flash on Instagram?

You haven’t worked in 4 years, you’ve filed your sisters children on your taxes, how many people have you told you got them when yo taxes come?

After a full day of trolling, what are you stealing at the Walmart self checkout?

You just got your child support check, which wig are you buying for your trip to Miami?

You’re in quarantine, which pair of yeezy’s are you buying with your stimulus check?