I want a famous politician to follow me, so I can announce that a campaign staffer of a famous politician, who doesn’t control his/her own twitter account, just followed me.

Dear digital team of @SenSanders, @ewarren, can you please follow me so I can cross this item off my quarantine list? @cher never donated to my non-profit and I haven’t purchased an alpaca yet, so I could really use a win here.

It would also make up for this.

Not to relitigate this, but campaigns are making a big mistake by not making them scratch and sniff.