Blustering Boons Bombastically Bursting Bubbles

After-hours Agent Accurately Achieving Achievements

Dangerous Dragon Daringly Dragging Doomsday

Dutiful Duck Daftly Dashing Downtown

Rad Rhombus Roughly Ragging Roosters

Astoundly Agonizing Astronomy At Aaron's

Green Gent Greatly Giving Games

Other Oldies Ogling Office Options

Nonexistent Nerds Nervously Nagging Nature

Now read the first letters of this thread from top to bottom. I swear I do too much for a joke...