I got bored and now I'm looking at tiny phones on aliexpress

TINY PHONE!

one problem with all of these is they clearly photoshop them into hands.
so you can't really be sure that they're at all actually the size they are.

that one is actually weirder than it looks.
it's also coca cola themed, although they had to photoshop out PART of the logo to be able to sell it on aliexpress

This one is also... a pen.
And it's weird how a lot of them seem to be "hey look you can use them as bluetooth!" but they also have sim cards, so they ARE phones, not just headsets.

This one is very tiny, if we can believe the photoshop

what kind of stupid sci-fi TVshow bullshit is this thing

another tiny one. probably.

I don't believe this size.
but hey, android!

A flipphone! does it come with a stylus for dialing?

and here it is in comparison to Generic Things.
Lighter, Coin, IPhone X.

wow, it is tiny, based on that USB cable.

although I don't like the words on that box. it makes it sound like it's bullshit.

heh. why not take a bluetooth headsets and turn it into a full phone?

this one has emulators and SIDETALKIN'

because why not clone the n-gage?

WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE DRINKS

this one looks like a gold sportscar and it can also start fires