None of the 20somethings wandering the grocery store wear masks and I'm like, aren't you the dicks who made dystopian books bestsellers?
You can make a mask from a T-shirt. I don't have a medical mask, either. Google it.
I don't have a sewing machine, either. Have you never made a Halloween costume?
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