I’m sitting on my back porch, and i sneezed, and I heard someone from a balcony above me say “OH NO”
One of my neighbors i know walked out while i was laughing, and I told him what happened. He said he went to Chick Fil A today and sneezed after he ordered, and when they gave him his food, his receipt said “red flag.” If God’s chicken is worried...
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