Met the girl downstairs tonight banging pots out the window for healthcare workers. Told her to hold out her wine glass. Bystanders saw.

“Where’d he go?”

I was making fajitas. Let me live!

Made a @tiktok_us anyway. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)"> https://vm.tiktok.com/tA8p89/ ">https://vm.tiktok.com/tA8p89/&q...