Millennials are worried about their kids getting too much screen time during this crisis and Gen X is like shit, at least we’re home with our kids, I had to watch seven hours of Care Bears by myself after school with nothing but Little Debbie Star Crunch to eat

Also we had to be afraid some rando was going to come by and sell us drugs or something; man I wish somebody would come by and sell me drugs now

Sometimes after school I would go to my friend Janie’s house next door because her mom owned these bomb-ass Tammy Wynette records and they had actual Hostess Cupcakes

But we were still alone with steak knives and Hollywood Squares