Y'all there's some real real shit going on but you need to know: the original MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) is on Netflix.

This movie was the greatest American martial arts film from 1995-1999.

Show some respect.

"What you are about to face is vastly more important than your ego."

"You will fight for your world in a tournament called Mortal Kombat."

"A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?"

Screenwriting tip: Any time two characters meet, their first line of dialogue should be the first and last name of the other person.

"Oh what up my good friend SONYA BLADE."

LIU KANG
RAIDEN
SONYA BLADE
WARREN G. HARDING
JOHNNY CAGE

This is ripe for a cinematic remake in the age of MMA.

Imagine Conor MacGregor hamming it up as Kanu.

"Tomorrow the tournament begins."

Lol dude wat, like three people have already died at this point.

Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE. (physically pulls soul from fighters body, making his skin turn grey)

Other fighters: This is very cool and normal.

"Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole."

None of these fights are to MMA specs.

"All those souls and you still don't have one of your own. I pity you, sorcerer."

Spoiler alert: Shang Tsung doesn't get his soul.

The end.