You are searching for a home because the economy got real-estate prices at rock bottom. Which one are you putting an offer on?

(Keep in mind this is for fun and I don’t care if you’d rather live in a tiny house).

MTV cribs is at the door, what do they see when you open it?

Amazon is delivering a package and asks if they can use the restroom, what does your half bath look like?

It’s game night, which living room are you and your friends talking about your exes in?

Which kitchen are you making your Alfredo in?

Time for sex on the first date, you invite your suitor back to your house, how does your bedroom look?

Time for them to shower and leave, show me your en-suite...

Which closet are you making Mariah Carey jealous with?

You’re having a branding brunch at your house, show me your dinning room.

We can finally go back outside, what backyard are you throwing the coming out party in?

You’ve spent the beginning of 2020 teaching yourself how to garden because you’ll be damned ... how does your garden grow?

Where are you sitting to enjoy the freshly vaccinated air?

You’re rich, of course you have a pool, where are you taking pictures in your fashion nova too small bikini top?

Time to go spend unnecessary money @Target, what do I see when I walk into your garage?

It’s Friday, all your friends are doing relationship shit, where are you binge watching #TigerKing

It’s time to decorate baby’s room, how bougie is your seed?

Your mother-in-law doesn’t care for you, but you’re diplomatic, where’s she sleeping?

You stopped throwing dirty clothes away because Bae said you’re wasteful, where are you washing your clothes?

You told yourself you would actually get dressed and participate in life, what’s your beauty room look like?

What’s the room look like that nobody can go in?

You’ve got to make money to keep the lights on, which office are you creating your ebooks in?

You have OCD and prefer to workout at home, show me your gym...

Alright I’m done and I’m NEVER doing this again...