lemme tell yall how
i went to bed at like 9 smth pm (like never before)
and had a bomb ass dream where i was at something like II and TATINOF??? (thread bc im sleep deprived)
i was like with this girl i know and we were being incredibly loud phillies
and like,, shr had won smth to take a pic with phil
OH ALSO KEEP IN MIND THIS IS DURING THE WHOLE 👑 THING GOING ON SO WE WERE BASICALLY A BUNCHA PHANNIES AND OUR TWO DADS BEING IRRESPONSIBLE
sO i was with these four girls I DO NOT KNOW AND HAVE NEVER SEEN BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE SO HELLO
and we were being incredibly chaotic
(i can hear birds outside help me i havent slept)
so basically it was like a cinema
and i was in the front rows (we goin vip) and basically dnp were there??? but like at the same time the whole show was on dan's twitch (???)
BUT THEY WERE THERE
oh good time to mention that ive had the same dream before hust like without the twitch thing
so basically its a buncha gays and our two dads being as chaotic as usual
and both of them like go on either sides of our seats and are like AUDIENCE PARTICIPATIONNNNNN
so at that point im like
AND I CAN SEE THAT D KNOWS WHAT TF HE IS DOING
and i shrink back and im like haha NO
and i see him eye me for a sec and then he goes 'you look like youre abt to combust and honestly same' OR LIKE SMTH LIKE THAT YOU GET MY POINT
so like im d wording at that point bc what thats my dads
and we get a snack break??? and dnp come to like chat w us??
so i remember these girls making fun of a youtuber i shall not name
and their name was trending
and i distinctly remember (bc obviously) that dnp pulled me aside to ask me wtf is everyone doing
and at that point im like half-aware that im dreaming so its a blur bc i was abt to wake up
but i can tell you now theyre fucking massive like i had to crane my neck to look at them hOW ARE TWO OF THE TINIEST HUMANS SO B I G
anyways nothing from this thread makes sense and i woke up upset and complained to my bf that i didnt get to have crackhead chats w dnp n he made fun of me
but dont be deceived hes a dannie and thirsts a whole lo t
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