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Me: Who do you think is going to make a baby next? Your mommy and daddy or uncle nick and titi Kiki.
My 4 year old niece: What do you mean make a baby? They can’t make babies?
Me: Oh you know what I mean, like, when two people fall in love and come together and a baby is made.
My 4 year old niece: What do you mean make a baby? They can’t make babies?
Me: Oh you know what I mean, like, when two people fall in love and come together and a baby is made.
My niece: But how does that happen? That makes no sense.
Me: Uh, like, you know how you were in your mommy’s tummy?
My niece: Yes but daddy didn’t make me in there.
Me: Uh, no but like your mommy and daddy made you like Uh with love.
My niece: But God makes babies, Mikey.
Me: Uh, like, you know how you were in your mommy’s tummy?
My niece: Yes but daddy didn’t make me in there.
Me: Uh, no but like your mommy and daddy made you like Uh with love.
My niece: But God makes babies, Mikey.
Me: Uh, yes you know what I misspoke.
My niece: What’s misspoke?
Me: It means I said it wrong, you’re right God makes babies forget everything I just said.
My niece: What’s misspoke?
Me: It means I said it wrong, you’re right God makes babies forget everything I just said.
Looks like I completely botched this up. Good practice for what not to do when I have to have conversations with my own kids.
