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My dad said he’d get ordained and marry my sister and her husband only if he could do it in Klingon
Today’s dad: he put on his laser sight and is very excited
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“I was taking a bath and i did the math in my head and I think I’m going to make some hard seltzer I just need 100 proof vodka” - daily dose of my father
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https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1159620955162812416?s=21 https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1159620955162812416
https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1157015669293977600?s=21 https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1157015669293977600
https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1141741731437826048?s=21 https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1141741731437826048
https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1103037591987908610?s=21 https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1103037591987908610
https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1047593000820461568?s=21 https://twitter.com/sparklymen/status/1047593000820461568
